Celebrity gossip items you may have missed this week…
— Kendra Wilkinson did/didn't pose for Playboy again this month.
— Remember how last week I scoffed at Demi Lovato going into rehab for "physical" issues? Well, I stand vindicated as it is now being reported that Demi snorts blow "like a pro" and chugs booze straight from the bottle. I told you she was underrated.
— Of course, sleeping with Wilmer Valderrama will do that to a girl.
— Nancy O'Dell will be replacing Mary Hart on Entertainment Tonight. In other news, I will now be watching Entertainment Tonight every day.
— Demi Moore wants to kick Jenny McCarthy's ass. Pfft… who doesn't.
— In her continuing effort to become a slightly more talented Heidi Montag, Olivia Munn now says that she not only likes sex, but she NEEDS it. Hmmm… I guess I can hate her more. Go figure.
— Speaking of annoying no-talent hotties, Lynda Carter wants Megan Fox to stop trashing Wonder Woman. You figure out which woman I was referring to there.
— Rachel Weisz and Darren Aronofsky split up because of James Bond.
— Cameron Diaz and Alex Rodriguez also split up. Shockingly, this was NOT over James Bond.
— Lindsay Lohan is trying to arrange a 'work pass' so she can leave the Betty Ford Center to have meetings in Hollywood. That should be okay, someone in rehab would NEVER be tempted in THAT town. (Update: She got the pass. Utterly amazing.)
— As for Lindsay's dad, Michael… "Really?"
— Speaking of Lindsay Lohan, Tara Reid is back… doing what she does, falling out of her top at parties.
— Victoria's Secret model Doutzen Kroes got married, which normally would bother me, but she was already knocked up, so whatever… congrats, I guess.
— Pink is now pregnant too. For some reason, that doesn't bother me as much.
— Disgraced former Miss California Carrie Prejean is pregnant with former NFL quarterback Kyle Boller's kid (he is a former quarterback, right?). Oh, he's on the Raiders? Huh…
— Adam Sandler bought each of his friends a Maserati. Maybe that's so they'll still stay friends with him until he actually puts out another/a good movie.
— Gwyneth Paltrow: Country singer.
— And finally, a Kim Kardashian Mastercard.
This week's sexy video comes to us from the fine folks over at The Sun who are celebrating 40 years of posting the hottest topless chicks in the world on Page 3 of their fine publication. To help them celebrate is one of our favorite topless chicks, Rosie Jones…
